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THE STREETS - Chapter 2 - by DanLuVisiArt THE STREETS - Chapter 2 - by DanLuVisiArt
For my upcoming book Popped Culture. Kickstarter coming this Summer. Enjoy.

Art and Writing by yours truly. 

To Read...



Ernest pushed his tiny feet off the golden sand, letting the swing lift him into the air. Bert watched as Ernest steadily picked up pace, waving back and forth on the swing-set. He smiled, once remembering the innocence of being a child and the lack of responsibilities.

But ever since their parents had passed, Bert and Ernest had been forced to grow up far too quickly. Once having a home in The Suburbs, both brothers were soon after sent to an orphan home due to neither parents having siblings.

Ernest and Bert grew weary of the move, hearing only bad things of The Streets, their new residence. Bert, however, would take it upon himself of assuring Ernest an honest way of living, teaching by example on how you can still be an upstanding citizen, regardless of where one lived.

Bert smiled, waving to Ernest. “Hey buddy. Having fun?”

Ernest's eyes darted around, the smile permanently glued to his face. He looked back up, his answer now at the ready: “Yes, Bert.”

Bert pushed his books aside, a pile nearly as tall as him. All books which would one day lead Bert to becoming a Pigeon Photographer in New York City, just outside The Streets. When not studying, Bert had been working two jobs, while Ernest had been going through elementary school.

Bert made his way behind Ernest, lifting him off the seat and placing him on the ground. Ernest shook his head as sand danced off. “Thanks, Bert.”

Bert and Ernest made their way to the sandbox, sitting down inside. Ernest scooped up handfuls of sand, letting the grains fall through his hands. “Bert,” Ernest said, looking up at his older brother, who drifted off.

“Yes, Ernest?”

Where are Mom and Dad, Bert?” asked Ernest.

Bert's eyes widened, shocked by the question—as Ernest had never shown interest in the disappearance, being too young. “Well,” struggled Bert. “You see that slide over there?” Bert said, pointing to the fluorescent orange slide above them. Ernest looked with wide-eyes, pining to go on it, but refraining to hear his answer. “Yeah, Bert?”

A slide is much like life. You start at the top, and you make your way down to your destination. But there are many different slides out there, some fun, some wild, and some even scary.” Bert explained, as Ernest's eyes widened. “However, all slide lead to one destination: the bottom, and that's when the ride has to come to an end.”

Mom and Dad's slide was just too short.” Bert sighed.

Ernest nodded, the smile still present. Bert stands, resting his hand on Ernest's shoulder. “”I'll be right back, kid. Gotta pee.” Bert made his way to the bathroom, as Ernest kicked his feet on the edge of the sandbox.

Bert made his way to the bathroom, but couldn't help but notice as a black muscle-car pulled up to the playground. His eyes locked with the driver, who stared back aggressively.

Meanwhile, Ernest kicked his feet over the sandbox, twiddling his tiny fingers as he hummed a song he knew Bert enjoyed. As he bobbed his head, his large glasses bounced up and down on his large red nose.

Hey, four-eyes, you want any drugs?” grunted a rather aggressive voice. “Talking to you, shrimp.”

Ernest slowly turned his head around to notice a six-foot hot-pink biker, clad in leather and jean. His eyes were red, stoned on meth. He had thin pink strands of braided hair, which hung over his eyes and face. In his hand was a plethora of pills, cigarettes, and dime bags. “Are you deaf, you little shit?”

Ernest's still smiled, standing up, at a mere 3-foot. He put out his tiny hand to shake. “What's your name, sir? My name's Ern--”

The biker grabbed Ernest's hand, and yanked over his backpack, pulling it open and taking three crumbled dollars—given by Bert for lunch. '

Ernest yelled, falling to the floor, smashing his glasses and head-gear. After tearing the backpack open, the biker threw it back at him. “Only three bucks? What can I buy with that?”

You can buy me lunch.”

The pink biker stopped, shocked by the voice from behind him. He turned, only to find Ernest's brother, Bert, standing before him. “And who may you be?” asked the biker, grinning from ear to ear at his opponents' small-size.

I'm that shrimp's older and bigger brother,” Bert grunted, as he rushed the biker, slamming his foot into his ankle, snapping it in two. The pink giant dropped to his knees, groaning as he held it with his furry hands. “What the fuck!”

Ernest crawled to grab his bag and glasses, the blood dripping from his nose. As he swung around, he watched his older brother, the only family he had left, walk over to the pink bully. Ernest's tears welled in his eyes, but he couldn't help but smile once more.

Bert made his way to the bully, lifting him back up. He held him, inches from his face. “We may be new here, but I want you to remember one thing...” Bert said, staring the biker in the eye as he struggled to get away.

...No one fucks with my brother.”

Bert reeled his right arm back, before launching it forward, knocking the biker out with a single blow.

The body flew through the air, dropping the narcotics and stolen money. Ernest watched as the body slammed into the grass, buckling into himself.

Bert grabbed Ernest's hand, taking him away from the downed bully. Even though both were silent, Ernest knew from that day on that his brother would always be there to protect him.

And that was a smile that no one could ever erase.  

To Be Continued... 

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modernsonic1223 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
I feel so so sorry for little ernie T-T
spid3rshark Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2015
Ren-da-PencilWeilder Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Mind blown
AlreadyAnother Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2015  Student Digital Artist
This is majesticrainbow cry
PonyGameing Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
geto seamy know, for kids!
CyanideOlives Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That story in the description is a good one.
SoupNaziMark2 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2015
Is that biker Telly?
Amateur-Artist-163 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Amazing oh my god!
heavy147 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2015
can't stop reading...which is a huge deal for me.  Great job bro!Boogie! 
white-drop558 Featured By Owner Edited Oct 30, 2015  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter

i bet i can do that since i get so pissed off at people 
Pantsu-Hiyoko Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2015  Student General Artist
Holy what the FUUUCK!?! How long did this take? It's amazing! The composition the detail, god damn!
YTPMV Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
mrlordsaif Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2015
this is not good...THIS IS MASTERPEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SurgeonDrD Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
haha! You show him Bert! Sock him hard!
StreachedStarSudos Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2015  Professional Filmographer
now this is intertainment
nightskypony Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2015  Student Digital Artist
this awesome
BananaW0lf64 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
If bert fucking beat his face in in a gruesome fashion hotline miami style i would give you 100 dollars.
but still it reminds me of hotline miami sorta.
Stallnig Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2015
these works are great.
Ohthehumanityplz Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Nice job, buddy. You put a lot of effort in this piece and story underneath. Well done. The natural lighting and texture helps too.
Cexxloc Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015
haha yes
wolfieluvs Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Student General Artist
so much yes!
R8TED-R Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015
super-enthused Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2015
LOL. Loving this.
arakoyuk Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015
who is a Pigeon Photographer? i don`t understand(( don`t tell me he takes pictures of pigeons =/
SoupNaziMark2 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2015
The 'real' Bert had an affinity for pigeons.  It was part of his "dull straight-man" role on the show.
TheWatcherofWorlds Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2015
Pigeon Punch!!!
DragonTurtle2 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2014
What is that thing on his head and ears?  Headgear?
Zalleus Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2014
I was thinking they're braces, the kind that go around your head. The text also just refers to it as "headgear"
dasslr1 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2014
omg omg omg this is awsome
relic626 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2014
Damn this is some good stuff man. :)
MasterXeon1001 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
inmate-oiman Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
i have a fixation on finding flaws in absolutely anything, so i'm gonna just say it..... the perspective is totally implausible and i cant not notice it. it seems so awful that such a great looking piece has such a beginner mistake.
EnRandom Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I don't see the artist asking for a critique anywhere in his description.
Thus, I suggest you refrain yourself from giving critique where it is unasked for.
(Though, I would rather call your comment as trolling, rather than a legitimate critique)
inmate-oiman Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
 i could tell you to follow your own advice, since i didnt actually ask for your opinion. i enjoy people discussing problems, but since your comment is completely irrelevant to the topic, i wont reply to any further comments of such nature from you since it's futile.
EnRandom Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol. I hadn't commented on any of your artworks so... I don't really get what you're going at?
Thus, I don't see the logic you're using in reply to my statement.

Anyway, sorry if I'm being a bit harsh...
But this is probably just a language/culture barrier thing.
Not trying to stereotype because you're a Romanian or anything.
DieHardjagged Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2014
Well for you it may look implausible, but for him it (may) is look(ing) perfect.
Just do us here on Deviantart a Favour and dont try to nitpick every single thing you find.
If he would ask for advice, it would be ok, but not like this, this is just fucking up on another Level..
inmate-oiman Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
actually if he didnt want any advice he would have cancelled the comments, section since people who like the illustration could easily show their affection with a simple click on the Favourite button. you could do an even bigger favoure to everyone on the internet: dont get butthurt about anyone's comments. and next you want to comment, please stick to the topic. if you dont know what i'm talking about just dont comment.
DieHardjagged Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014
Well, in the End, its my decision what i want to write and how i write it, dont get fucking butthurt.
squishiergnat Featured By Owner Edited Sep 3, 2014  Student General Artist
let artists do their thing man. where do you come off telling others what is
right and wrong in art
inmate-oiman Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
think before you talk! you cant tell me to let him do his thing if i'm not impending him in any way from doing his thing?

where do i come from? i come from the real world, where criticism is more helpful than a hundred "good job, nice work, i love it" comments. where people are human beings and make mistakes regardless if you look up to them or not. I have every right to criticize his work or that of anyone else.
also, perspective is not a matter of opinion. perspective is geometry, and geometry is exact. a cube is a cube and a sphere is a sphere whether you like it or not.
squishiergnat Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014  Student General Artist
exactly opinion so perspective is not fact just dont insult the artwork and call it a beginners mistake
BlazeDriver Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is why this fucking site looks so bad. Idiocy like this. It's an ART site. One of the things you do with ART is CRITIQUE it. Both positive and negative (pointing out a beginners mistake is NOT insulting). 
inmate-oiman Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
finally, someone who isn't a defensive crybaby. thank you for supporting criticism! as someone who gets a lot of hate for being direct, i really appreciate it.
squishiergnat Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014  Student General Artist
calling it a beginners mistake is insulting
BlazeDriver Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's not insulting, it's calling it as it is. 
squishiergnat Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2014  Student General Artist
nope ts an insultive opinion
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Tatarana Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014  Professional General Artist
oh my god!
GReat job!I am a dummy! 
haruau Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014
Beatin' up street punks, now that's my style!
UrbanTeacup Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
woah. well there goes my childhood
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